What will you wish you'd done before you died? Paint a self-portrait? Build a house? 
Don't wait until it's too late. Do it now. Otherwise your last thought on this planet will be regret.

Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. 
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all a part of the same compost heap.

Oxygen gets you high. Next time you're on a plane headed for disaster, take short natural breaths, 
not the giant, panicked breaths you would normally take before a  fiery death 
and see how much more horrific airline tragedy can be.

In order to create soap, the yardstick for civilization, you must first render fat.
And the best fat for making soap - because the salt balance is just right – comes from human bodies.

Did you know that every year there are more people killed by mules than in airline accidents?

Ever find yourself wondering what people mean when they say "It's all relative"? 
Consider this: On a long enough time line, 
the survival rate for everyone drops to ZERO.

The next time you feel like complaining to your chaplain or your lover about how miserable your life is,
be thankful you are not cursed with the three terrible Karmas - Beauty, Riches and Fame.

Don't let everyday life get to you. I say take a commonly used expression and act it out. Today's phrase:
"Abuse The Copy Machine." Drop what you're doing and have at it. Send us pictures and we'll post them.

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